I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I have fence marks all over my body
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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