Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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