I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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