why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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