I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You dont lie about slip and slides
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize
