Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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