This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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