I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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