am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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