Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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