So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Dear god my vagina.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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