yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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