I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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