This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It's just like the Real World with babies
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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