Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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