Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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