Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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