you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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