if you like me you must not know who I am
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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