dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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