S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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