No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
