I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
