worst night to have a conscience
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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