The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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