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i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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