I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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