Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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