Me too!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
