Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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