I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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