so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
honey bunches of taint.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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