Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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