i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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