and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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