some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
