Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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