Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
