Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
my phone needs a breathalizer
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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