His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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