I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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