I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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