Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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