He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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