I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
