this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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