It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
