I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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