Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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