There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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