I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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