He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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